'Gee' scares Matt Ellis so much that Matt wets his bed. 'G' is a solid centre back and commanding goalkeeper who prepares physically and mentally by visiting Ballare every evening before a game. G also has a large tattoo, it was the largest in the team until Chris Harris got 'Born to be wild' inked across his back. G is a big softy really and loves it when you rub his belly.
Skippered the side to their Division Two B title triumph in 2011 and picked up the Cambs Sunday League Goalkeeper of the Year award after letting in just nine league goals - and then promptly hung up his gloves. Now makes the odd cameo appearance and has made 50 starts for the side.
Senior appearances at the end of 2011-12 season: 50 (7)